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MEMENTO VIVERE
MEMENTO MORI

European °
Likes white chocolate °
Favourite colour - sulphur °
Accepted pronoun - "My Liege"

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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frenchfriedbagels:

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

Just asked this in my Philosophy class… my Prof. had to sit down.

Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
*shit explodes*
Ollivander: Shit
Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
Ollivander: Perf
hp

ck6y72:

清桌面但又不知道該丟什麼(壞習慣

fruitsofapathy:

WHY IS THIS ON THE MENU

kinklock:

Sherlock is such a romantic he thinks John’s middle name is more important than the solar system 

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

eventualprocrastination:

sameoldsorceress:

andispyralgoesmad:

I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.

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Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?

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Did you know the muses in Hercules have names?
Calliope, Thalia
Melpomene, Clio, and Terpsichore. (inspired by x)

maccasmiz:

the-infallible-empress:

molto-bene-sherlock:

Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…

The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.

AND THEN THERE’S HARRY

WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE

tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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littlecoffeemonsters:

jackhammerthis:

THIS LITTLE SHIT. 

FUCK.

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